“Everyone is born unique, but so many die as copies.”

…but I went ahead and snagged an iPod.  Got the Nano, 4th Gen. 8GB.  It may be only 8GB but I don’t need much for the short time I’d need entertainment.  Got some TV episodes I haven’t seen on there.  5 lectures on a podcasted course on astronomy, over 500 lolcats & shitloads of music, an Audiobook…  I think the total is almost 8 days of media or something after the last upload of music and there’s still over 1Gb to spare.  Pretty slick…  I just need to find a good way to deal with wanting to sync it on multiple systems…

I like the solid, metal case design.  Overall, a pretty nice piece of work. ~$145 or something on Amazon – No tax or shipping thanks to Amazon-Prime.  Good deal.

Ha!  Had you fooled with that subject didn’t I?  Nope, no interesting posts here.  As usual.  I still haven’t had the time nor been in the mood to be able to write at any length about anything.  So as usual I find a brief moment to share a discovery of some one or some thing which is worthy of the space. 

 I found this comic.  It’s great.  Check it out:

http://www.fartparty.org/

The writer blows me away, especially in the blog.  There are plenty of posts I could point out to show why but I think this one alone says it all;

 http://thefartparty.blogspot.com/2006/08/top-five-worst-conversation-subjects.html

So you see with little to no effort at all I’ve managed to finally write a post worth making without even trying.

So to wrap up I’ll toss in some good jokes, classic faves as a tribute. 

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar?
About 500 calories.

What’s the hardest part about fucking a baby?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit. (I know, over the top, still kills me, sorry)

What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.

Ok this is too hard… All I want to do is remember my one favorite baby joke that post reminded me of and I can’t, so now I’ve found a site of baby jokes but I don’t have fucking time to skim through them, and they’re killing me!  So here’s the link, find your own fucking favorite movie hd, dumbass.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match: –WOOF!

How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw: –M-E-O-W-W…
http://www.swensonfunnies.com/writtenabsurd/deadbabyjokes.php

…now…  where’d I put the booze?  And who shit in my pants?!

New shelf & pots, pans and other goodies.

Added lighting and poof.  But, now I can’t find any places to buy USB LED strings or really any kind of LED light strings.  I don’t get it.  These were like $2, now I can only find big commercial sets in bulk by ordering from china without any price estimates.

 WTF?!